VERSES FROM VARIOUS SOURCES

1981–1990

 

From a proposed PRINT SEQUENCE 1986

Poem: Alasdair Gray © 2005

9 – The Scottish Hippo

 

The muckle hippopotamus

            spelders in glaur apo’ his kite.

A solid fact he seems tae some.

            They arena right.

 

The hippo’s coorse digestive tract

            erodes through frequent emptying.

The KIRK’s the only solid fact

            that winna ding.

 

In gaitherin o’ warldly gear

            the hippo often gangs agley.

The KIRK can hunker on her rear

            and draw her pay.

 

The apples hippo gapes tae pree

            are oot the reach o’ sic a brute.

The KIRK’s refreshed frae yont the sea

            wi’ juicy fruit.

 

A hippo, fashed by fleshy thorn,

            ejaculates in congress grubby.

The KIRK bel-cantos nicht and morn,

            GOD is her hubby.

 

When cloud o’ mirk obscures creation

            the hippo wakes tae hunt its meat.

The KIRK’s suspendit animation

            can sleep and eat.

 

Behold the hippopotamus arise,

            clap his broad wings and, soaring,

                        claim the skies!

Angles sing him in,

            saints bring him in

                        to paradise!

 

In pure flood

            of lamb’s blood

                        he’s laundered neat.

To gold harp

            in f-sharp

                        he warbles sweet.

 

Clean o’ stain

            amang his ain

                        each martyred virgin is his jo.

The auld KIRK

            in the auld mirk

                        foozles below.

 
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