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Bibs the Cat

  1. we’re all family, really
  2. a little feline philosophy
  3. excuse my french
  4. on the cludgie
  5. the baby
  6. a lesson in socialism
  7. sleeping with the enemy
  8. on the level
  9. a little black and white philosophy
  10. the magpie ultimatum

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4. on the cludgie

I was sitting on the cludgie, happily reading away when I heard a noise above me. Bibs, barred from our house was climbing in the toilet window.
“Oi,” I cried out.

Bibs froze with an I’ve been rumbled look on her face. Then quite brazenly: “Whit?”
I dropped my book, “what d’ye mean, whit? Get out! A bit of privacy here!” I shouted.
“Listen, big man, I get to shit in a box in the corner of the lobby where everyone in the house can see. Don’t talk to me about privacy.”
I stared at her angrily, “I don’t live in your house, I live in this one and it’s mine.” I took a deep breath and said, “you don’t seem to want to ever follow any conventional rules on personal space, do you?”
She shifted a bit on her precarious perch and giggled, “ well you know what they say about the wildest colts… they make the best horses.”
She turned to leap down from the window but looked back and said, “by the way, big man, I think you could do with a bit more fibre in yer diet.”

Then she was gone.

 

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